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Slow Runners Make Fast Runners Look Good Sloth T-Shirt
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  • Slow Runners Make Fast Runners Look Good Sloth T-Shirt
 
Slow Runners Make Fast Runners Look Good Sloth T-Shirt

Slow Runners Make Fast Runners Look Good Sloth T-Shirt

Color: White
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$29.99
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Slow, steady, and a little bit smug—this sloth tee celebrates the quiet art of taking your time. Lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes softly, carrying a cheeky slogan that reads like an inside joke for late-risers, relaxed walkers, and anyone who values calm over hustle. Wear it on slow mornings, casual coffee runs, or long, lazy weekends. The soft crew neck and tubular knit keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. Subtle sleeve and neck prints add personality without shouting.

This shirt slips into the life of someone who prefers lingering over rushing: it pairs with worn-in jeans for a weekend stroll, layers under a flannel for cool evenings, and makes low-key gatherings feel familiar and unhurried. It nods to the humor of pacing yourself—celebratory, not performative. Lightweight, breathable, and ethically sourced, it’s designed to age well and stay soft.

Details you’ll notice: a resilient ribbed collar, reinforced shoulder tape to keep the shape, and a tear-away label for itch-free wear. The natural color option carries tiny flecks from unprocessed cotton for a lived-in, authentic look.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with subtle sleeve and inner neck prints
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified; ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


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Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.