{"product_id":"black-hole-point-of-no-return-t-shirt","title":"Black Hole 'Point of No Return' T-Shirt","description":"A graphic tee that feels like standing at the edge of something enormous. The Point of No Return diagram—clean lines spiraling into a black hole—captures that hush before change, a quiet gravity pulling you inward. The shirt wears light and lived-in, a smooth ring-spun cotton that sits easy against the skin. Slip it on and you’re ready for late-night stargazing, a physics discussion at the café, or a museum visit where someone will ask what that diagram means. It fits into a life that values curiosity, dark humor, and thoughtful design—an understated way to carry a cosmic idea into everyday moments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² for comfortable all-year wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve and inner neck prints; tear-away pearlized label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified blanks, ethically sourced cotton, EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47824186015918,"sku":"78654316466110854641","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47824186081454,"sku":"18410180524026100299","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47824186146990,"sku":"18096877258290422608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47824186212526,"sku":"25271779175691478238","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47824186278062,"sku":"16199624663274973769","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/2812\/1262\/files\/20260502123221-1f14622f-749a-6a5e-9fb8-96abe35af814.png?v=1778064867","url":"https:\/\/jackofalltees.store\/products\/black-hole-point-of-no-return-t-shirt","provider":"Jack of all Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}